01743cam a2200289 i 4500 501961613 TxAuBib 20210101120000.0 170807s2017||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 9781521894415 paperback 1521894418 paperback (OCoLC)999819458 KG6 KG6 OCLCO BYV UtOrBLW eng rda TxAuBib rda Lancaster, Jen, 1967- Stories I'd tell in bars [a] / Jen Lancaster. Stories I would tell in bars. Lexington, Kentucky : Altgeld Shrugged, Inc., 2017. 334 pages ; 21 cm. txt rdacontent n rdamedia nc rdacarrier Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder. As she details the chaos that will surely ensue if she has to learn to operate one more television remote control, you'll want to settle in and pour yourself a tall one. Because what's more fun than hearing a friend share her favorite stories? 20210101. Lancaster, Jen, 1967- Authors, American 21st century Biography. Conduct of life Humor.